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19 [voice]

...Is...it spring yet.....?

[He sounds sleepy, accentuated by the fact that while people may have seen him around on other journals, he hasn't been very active on his. Add this to the "people have barely seen him since the beginning of winter" thing and it looks like his shut-in days are coming to an end again.]

Ah...welcome to the new residents of Luceti. I hope your transition to this strange land is relatively painless.

...

Does anyone wish to participate in a recipe exchange? Food is an important part of cultural heritage and... It is the experience of a strange feeling of withdrawal... Why are there are no food programs here...

....Thank you.

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[He can't. Deal with life. Right now. huff huff wheeze]

An exchange...yes...

Ah. May I ask your name?

...And have your signature?

Um... It's Shinji Ikari. But what do you need my signature for?

[Oh my goooooooosh it's really hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!]

Ah...I collect signatures from those I have met. Like a census.

Oh. [Well, it's not the strangest thing he's ever heard of, so what the heck, why not.] A-alright, then.

[There's a moment of pause while he briefly changes the journal's function to written so that he can sign his name. He switches back after he's done.]

Is that okay?

[HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH. He just needs to remove that signature portion and put it in with his collection and then]

Yes, thank you for your participation and cooperation with the Luceti Census.

[His motherland has lied to him.]

Um, no problem. I'm glad I could help.

[It's okay, Shinji. He isn't going to ask you to like, destroy the world or something.]

Thank you. I look forward to Shinji-kun's participation in the recipe exchange as well.

[He had better not!!]

Can it be anything? I've never done anything like this before, so...

[Wow, he totally wouldn't...!! It would mean no more tv and that's just tragedy.]

Oh, of course. It is simply an exchange to help others learn new recipes they may not have had in their worlds.

[His priorities are the best. Why can't you be his dad, Japan?!]

Oh. I think I can do that, then. I'm looking forward to trying something different.

[inorite, this is why he can't be Shinji's dad. He's a shut-in and likes people too much.]

Ah... [AWESOME] I look forward to being able to introduce Shinji-kun to new things.

[So unfair...!]

What kind of things do you like to cook?

[he would be the worst dad, you don't want him, shinji....]

Ah..I am best at Japanese foods as they are the foods of my nation. But I have tried adapting foreign foods to our tastes as well, such as Italian, French and American.

[At least he has a fan in Japan...!]

Oh, really? That sounds interesting. I haven't tried many foreign foods before.

[yes....a creepy, 2000 year old fan.......]

Perhaps Shinji-kun would be interested in testing a meal out then...? I often make meals that can be shared easily if he is interested.

[...well. Weirder things have happened?! Kind... of...]

Oh, really? I wouldn't want to trouble you...

[...like turning into goo?]

It is no trouble. I often cooked for my boss and so it will be...nostalgic.

[rofl YES THAT WAS KINDA WEIRD...]

In that case, sure. I'd love to try one out sometime.

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